charosy:

Plankton taught me that it is okay to be in love with your computer

lunuh:

i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.

hipsters-eat-my-shit:

my mom says I have spunk but she doesn’t understand spunk doesn’t bring all the boys to the yard

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

vocaroo:

this is the most polite porn pop-up advertisement i’ve ever seen

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless